Bag Of Dicks Gummies
SOFT, SWEET, & PLAYFULLY SHAPED FOR A DICKISHLY ENTERTAINING SNACK!
Indulge in “Phallically Satisfying” gummies – a mischievously delightful treat with a dash of humor!
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DESCRIPTION
Get ready to nibble on these hilariously mischievous, soft, and oh-so-malleable gummies that’ll tickle your taste buds and your funny bone®! Our delightful gummies come in all shapes and sizes, adding a touch of playfulness to your snacking routine.
Discover the “Phallic Fling” gummy assortment – a cheeky treat designed to bring laughter and delight to anyone with a hearty sense of humor! With each bag packed full of charmingly shaped gummies, it’s the ultimate choice for those daring enough to munch on some mischievous cheerfulness!
Perfect for parties, pranks, or whenever you need a good chuckle, our dick gummy delights are bound to be the talk of the town. Share them with friends, tease your colleagues, or surprise your family with a mouth full of dicks!
So, what are you waiting for? Grab your Bag of Dicks today, and let the laughter and scrumptiousness blend into a mouthwatering experience you won’t soon forget! Remember, eating a bag of “dicks” has never been this deliciously entertaining!
CUSTOMIZATION
Get ready to crank up the laughs with our “Prankster’s Paradise” package! Customize your mischief by doubling or tripling the number of gummies, adding hilarious “Boob” gummies for a saucy twist, topping it all off with dick-shaped glitter glam, sticking on a fun sticker, and even including cheeky messages on both the inside and outside of the bag! Unleash the ultimate prank and tickle everyone’s funny bones!
SHIPPING & TRACKING CARE
Ah, the sacred journey of the PRANK! We take its safe travels very seriously because, let’s face it, a prank breaking in the mail is not the grand finale we’re aiming for. At Ship Your Enemies Glitter, we handle each prank with the delicacy of a feathered touch and the precision of an anonymous ninja!
We’re not like the other prank websites that just toss your precious laughter filled gag gift in the mail and hope for the best. Oh no, that’s a recipe for disaster! We package our pranks with more care than a bubble-wrapped unicorn. Your prank deserves a VIP treatment from the moment it leaves our glittery kingdom until it lands triumphantly at its final destination.
But wait, there’s more! We understand the importance of knowing the whereabouts of your prank masterpiece. That’s why all our pranks (except cards) come with tracking numbers. It’s like being a glittery secret agent, monitoring the progress of your anonymous gag gift with a mischievous grin. Rest assured, you can track every glittery step of its journey and make sure it’s on the right track to bring smiles and hysterical chaos to its recipient.
So, whether you’re pranking your best buddy or sending an anonymous surprise across the country, trust Ship Your Enemies Glitter to handle your masterpiece with utmost care. We’re here to ensure that your prank reaches its final destination intact.
Warning: Using our tracking feature may cause addictive behavior, constant refreshing of tracking pages, and an obsession with glittery espionage. Handle with glittery caution!
A+ CUSTOMER SERVICE
Picture this: you’re plotting the perfect prank, but suddenly, a question pops into your mischievous mind. Fear not, my friend, for we’ve got your back! At Ship Your Enemies Glitter, we take customer service as seriously as a squirrel hoarding acorns for winter.
We’re not just some ordinary prank website. Oh no, we’re the prank ninjas of the internet, ready to answer your queries with lightning speed! We’ve got an A+ Customer Service squad that’s more attentive than a squirrel spotting a shiny object. They’re here to ensure your pranks are created and executed flawlessly, leaving your targets in fits of giggles and awe.
We may be in the business of pranks, but we don’t joke around when it comes to our customers. Your happiness and satisfaction mean the world to us. Our team of experts is dedicated to making sure your prank experience is top-notch, like sprinkling laughter confetti all around you.
So, whether you need guidance on prank selection, have questions about our products, or just want to chat about all things pranks, don’t hesitate to reach out. We’re here to assist, amuse, and ensure your prank goes off without a hitch!
Warning: Our customer service team is known to cause uncontrollable bursts of laughter, excessive smiling, and an addiction to prank-related conversations. Use their services wisely and prepare for laughter-induced abs!
How else do you crack a kid out of their “I miss my Xbox” funk. 🙂
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Sent to a friend who thought it was hilarious who needed a laugh!
Thank you for taking the time to leave a review for our product, Bag of Dicks. We are happy to hear that your friend found it hilarious and was able to get a good laugh out of it. That’s exactly what we aim for with our products. Thank you for your support and we hope to see you again soon!
My friend loved the joke.
Thank you for your positive review! We’re glad to hear that our product was a hit with your friend. We hope to continue providing funny and memorable pranks in the future. Thanks for choosing Bag Of Dicks!
She freaked out then laughed a lot! Thanks for the great prank.
Thank you for leaving a review! We’re glad our product gave you and your friend a good laugh. Have a great day!
My wife wanted me to order these with messages on them for a bachelorette party she was attending. They like them.
Hi there, thank you for leaving such a positive review! We’re thrilled to hear that our Bag Of Dicks were a hit at the bachelorette party. We hope your wife and her friends had a fun time with them. Thank you for choosing us for your celebratory needs!
It wasn’t a glitter bomb for me oh no! A double bag of dicks with glitter dicks entitled “eat a bag of dicks!”. My friends knew right away it was me and caught it on video! It was anonymous and she thought it was her ex’s address and opened it like it had anthrax inside but nope! Just dicks!!!
Hey there, Thank you so much for the 5-Star review! We are happy to hear you enjoyed our prank! Come on back soon!
Perfect. Great Experience
Thank you for your positive feedback! We are thrilled to hear that our Bag of Dicks was amaz-balls and provided you with a great experience. We appreciate your support and hope to continue exceeding your expectations in the future. Happy snacking!
Not only funny but also tasted pretty darn good!
Glad to hear it exceeded your expectations! Come on back soon!
At least I enjoyed them
Welp… we are glad to hear you enjoyed it. Have a great day, thanks for the review, and come back soon!
Loved them and will have to get the boob ones next.
Thanks for the review! We can wait to have you come back!